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Joking around with Socket!
Check out my latest jokes.
Christmas Jokes
Q What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A Tinselitus!
Q How many chimneys does Santa go down?
A Stacks and stacks!
Q What happens to you at Christmas?
A Yule be happy!
Q How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down?
A About a wick!
Science Jokes
Q What washes up on very small beaches?
A Microwaves!
Q What runs but never walks?
A A river!
Q What did one earthquake say to another?
A It's not my fault!
Q What is a tornado's favourite game?
A Twister!
Science Jokes
Q What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A I find you very attractive!
Q How do we know that wind power is popular?
A Because it has so many fans!
Q What did the light say when it was turned off?
A I'm delighted!
Q What renewable energy source is used every day at your school?
A Brain power!
Easter Jokes
Q What does the Easter Bunny say to children?
A Hoppy Easter everyone!
Q What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot cross bunnies!
Q How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A Egg-xercise and Hare-robics!
Q How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A Eggs (X) marks the spot!
Christmas Jokes
Q Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
A Rude-olph!
Q What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A A Clausterphobic!
Q What do elves learn in school?
A The elf-abet!
Q What Christmas Carol is a favourite of parents?
A Silent Night!
Tree Jokes
Q How do trees get on the internet?
A They log in!
Q What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A A palm tree!
Q What month do trees dislike?
A Sep-timber!
Q Why didn't the tree want to play checkers?
A Because it was a chess-nut!
Space Jokes
Q What is the man in the moon's favourite drink?
A Crater-ade!
Q What game do astronauts play?
A Moon-opoly!
Q How did the rocket lose his job?
A He was fired!
Just Jokes
Q What do elves do after school?
A Gnomework!
Q Who invented fire?
A Some bright spark!
Q What is full of holes but still holds water?
A A sponge!
